Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Horoscopes Are Bullshit, what's a virgo to do?

“Slow burning influences emphasize romance today. You’ll be radiating that certain something, which is likely to get you noticed, but it could be a few days yet before anything definite develops. Don’t push for results: be patient; half the fun is the thrill of the chase!”

“There is a way to celebrate your victory without coming across as egotistical. You will be the recipient of important information today if you are willing to listen. Someone may be trying to help you succeed. You should have no trouble convincing others today.”

“There is a tendency to be too strict with yourself as your ambition seems intensified just now. There is a yearning for the stimulation of new ideas. Communication, education and travel may be a part of this new and worthy ambition. For now, it would be wise to build your financial reserves. A new goal or new friends will take most of your attention this afternoon; the old is suspect; the new seems to hold all the answers. Someone may push you for a little input into your personal thoughts, but it may seem too much like gossip. You usually decline from getting too personal--preferring to keep sensitive matters at a distance. You have a clear vision into your own sense of values; how you appreciate and love. Enjoy your loved one/s this evening.”

How am I supposed to tailor my actions today for the best if all my horoscopes tell me to do different things?!

What the heck?

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